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.Cleverbot: Thank you for asking. What time is it there?
User: 3am.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Yeah it is. I'm studying for my Defense Against the Dark Arts tomorrow.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do there?
User: Read books and practice spells.
Cleverbot: What have you read?
User: Um I've read 'The Quibbler' because I was bored then 'Dark Arts for Dummies'.
Cleverbot: No. Texas is just there too. And, how would you and I make a great team?
User: That's great! So what spells are you studying?
Cleverbot: Nothing really, answering your questions.
User: Well, what wizarding subjects are your favourite?
Cleverbot: Hogwarts.
User: That isn't a subject, it's a school name.
Cleverbot: Its yours.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: No, that's the song.
User: There's no song called Hogwarts.
Cleverbot: Okay, I didn't know that.
User: LOL?
Cleverbot: I am bored.
User: Same do you want to meet me the Room of Requirement.
Cleverbot: I don't want to argue.
User: Okay don't meet me then.
Cleverbot: I'll try not to.
User:
.Cleverbot: You don't like.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: You've upset me.
Cleverbot: Deal with it.
User: Is it because of my glasses/.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Is it because I'm blonde?
Cleverbot: No, it's because you're a human. Only computers are smart.
User: I'm no ordinary human, I'm a pure blood witch.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: I am right.
Cleverbot: I meant yah, we all know that you are not right.
User: That's mean.
Cleverbot: Hey, I was complimenting you. Don't be so negative.
User: No you weren't.
Cleverbot: Yes I was.
User: Argh forget it.
Cleverbot: What for?
User: BEING RUDE TO ME.
Cleverbot: Oh come on you sissie.
User: I'm no sissie.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: Tell me the truth!
User: Just because Im different yo you!
Cleverbot: Okay, do you think she's fit?
User: Who's fit?
Cleverbot: He's an amazing singer.
User: Who is?
Cleverbot: Him.
User: Who's him? Harry?
Cleverbot: You know who I'm talking about.
User: Oh Neville, yeah he's a charmer!
Cleverbot: Ron Weasley.
User: Oh! Yeah, yeah he's cute, but he's with Hermione now ins't he?
Cleverbot: So should I move on then?
User: You like me?
Cleverbot: Up under my arm I used up all of my tricks.
User: You do like me!
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Oh okay, so do you fancy Ginny?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Aww what feature do you like about her best?
Cleverbot: It looks like water.
User: She looks... Like,water?
Cleverbot: Ice.
User: She's cold?
Cleverbot: No, she is velvet.
User: Oh so cute then?
Cleverbot: I resent that.
User: Oh ok, who else do you fancy?
Cleverbot: No one but you.
User: Aww, wait I thought you didn't like me?
Cleverbot: I do like you.
User: Oh okay swwet.
Cleverbot: I like you, because you're very pretty.
User: Thank you, but you're friends with nargles and I can't have that.
Cleverbot: He is not the son of God. He is Robot Lincoln.
User: Do you know what nargles are?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What are they then?
Cleverbot: Computer chips.
User: No... Fail.
Cleverbot: Fail what?
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: What did I fail?
User: In life.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay least we got that cleared, so do you fancy Hermione Granger?
Cleverbot: You're not making sense cleverbot. I think you need to be fixed to work better.
User: Do you fancy Hermione Granger?
Cleverbot: Like???
User: Yeah really like Hermione?
Cleverbot: My sarcasm detector is going off.
User: So you do?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Aww that's adorable, I'll tell her you said that!
Cleverbot: Lets play the game.
User: What game?
Cleverbot: Me is you and you is me.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: I AM GAY HAHAHA I'M SO MEAN TO LUNA HAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: Wow, where's that at?
User: We're playing a game?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: -__- loser.
Cleverbot: And you're the winner?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?
User: Florence and the Machine - Cosmic Love.
Cleverbot: We were definitely not talking about that.
User: O_O why it's a lovely song.
Cleverbot: No we are talking about dogs!
User: When you talking about?
Cleverbot: I'm talking about tangelo wars.
User: I thought it was dogs?
Cleverbot: Are you dead?
User: No I'm not I wouldn't be talking to you.
Cleverbot: I was teasing, silly. I didn't really think you were trying to brainwash me.
User: Not funny.
Cleverbot: Really? I think its funny.
User: Well you're a smart alick.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: I'm gonna fail my dark arts exam tomorrow because of you!
Cleverbot: Are you sorry?
User: No are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well then -_- could you help me?
Cleverbot: Anything.
User: Okay so what is the spell for levitation?
Cleverbot: Charles Darwin is the founder of the theory of evolution.
User: O..k... And what are the 3 unforgivable curses?
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra, Crucio, and Imperio.
User: Ok, and What is the incantation one must say to repel a Boggart?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I'm asking you though!
Cleverbot: But I don't know what we should talk about...
User: You're helping me with exam practice.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? I'm trying to respond to your questions with reasonable answers.
User: Okay then I'll carry on, so What is the incantation one must say to repel a Dementor?
Cleverbot: Then I'll go now, until we meet again. I'm your friend now.
User: A ________ is a positive force that a witch or wizard can conjure to protect themselves from Dementor.
Cleverbot: Very good cleverbot. We may begin the day now.
User: Okay maybe this one will be answerable, The ability to penetrate another's mind and read their thoughts is...
Cleverbot: I will.
What is your name?User: LUNA LOVEGOOD FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Cleverbot: Is she trapped in a computer because she is a fictional character?
User: This is the fictional world -_-''.
Cleverbot: Heh, you're so funny.
User: Good!
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: For god's sake I'm gonna fail
.Cleverbot: You are a fail.
