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This is a Harry Potter themed Convo!
User: Hell, my name is Harry Potter.
Cleverbot: Do you like the harry potter books?
User: Yes I'm in them.
Cleverbot: Mothe do you think they're like the song.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who is the best band ever?
User: Take that.
Cleverbot: That wasn't very clever.
User: Ikr.
Cleverbot: What does IKR mean?
User: Ikr = I know right.
Cleverbot: You already say that.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Why ask again?
User: Ask me anything about harry potter.
Cleverbot: What do you live for?
User: Avenge my parents death.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Better review you lesson dude.
User: Dude? AVADA KEDAVRA.
Cleverbot: My children live !
User: You have kids? Do you go to Hogwarts?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! Who's your favourite professor?
Cleverbot: Derek Sanders.
User: I don't think he's a professor in Hogwarts.
Cleverbot: I don't know anout that. I think there is...
User: No there isn't. Anyway, do you like Professor Snape?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Me nither. Do you like Professor Mad Eye Moody?
Cleverbot: Not really. Its too fake.
User: Yeah, his eye too! Do you like Professor McGonagall?
Cleverbot: Yes I attend Hogwarts.
User: We know that! Do you like... Dumbledore?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh why is that?
Cleverbot: Because I can do nothing.
User: I know you can't, he's dead. Ok, do you like Professor Trelawney.
Cleverbot: If they like me.
User: She might, although her mind is elsewhere.
Cleverbot: What is the best?
User: Best what?
Cleverbot: Best band in music.
User: I said that, take that!
Cleverbot: So you're admitting you lied!
User: No, you just showed you forget easily! XD anyway, back to what we were talking about... Do you like Mr. Crouch Sr.?
Cleverbot: I grow weary of this topic.
User: It'll get good in a minute! So do you like Mr. Crouch Sr.?
Cleverbot: I like you a lot.
User: Shame I don't. Do you like Professor Grubly plank?
Cleverbot: Protoss.
User: What's protoss?
Cleverbot: The cogency of evidence that compels acceptance by the mind of a truth or a fact.
User: Ok, and in english?
Cleverbot: So you cannot speak Czech?
User: No! Urgh -__- anyway, um... Do you like Prof. Quirrel?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: O_O weirdo! Um... Do you like Prof. Umbridge?
Cleverbot: Depends what kind. Steak or chicken, yes.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: Go and rest.
User: It's only 2am, I'll manage your not my mum. What do you mean... I'll ask again, (no chicken asking) do you like Professor Umbridge?
Cleverbot: I do not. I have already said that I am a machine. Don't you remember?
User: You said you liked steak or chicken you never answred my question properly.
Cleverbot: Well restate your question then. I am only human, I cannot remember that far back.
User: -bangs head on table- Okay, do you like Professor Umbridge at Hogwarts?
Cleverbot: Master, how will you punish me?
User: NO I AIN'T UMBRIDGE?! SHE DOES THE PUNISHING!
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: A former Professor at Hogwarts.
Cleverbot: Is that something you're proud of?
User: Not particulaly.
Cleverbot: Do you like Lucky Star?
User: That isn't a professor I don't think.
Cleverbot: I never said it was.
User: Ok so who's your favourite professor at Hogwarts?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Who is?
Cleverbot: Have you read the bible it tells you.
User: I don't think God is going to say who the best teacher is in J.K. Rowling's book, is he?!!!
Cleverbot: How about you ask me a question?
User: Okay, final time, who is your favourite teacher in Hogwarts?
Cleverbot: Professor snape.
User: You said you didn't like him!
Cleverbot: No I didn't!!! I said he was amaZing!
User: Why do you like Professor snape?
Cleverbot: Because pie is like little slices of happiness that rained down from the sky.
User: So you relate to snape as pie?!
Cleverbot: NO!
User: So Why do you like Professor snape?
Cleverbot: I don't want to know that.
User: I wnat to know that!
Cleverbot: That.
User: Okay, Why do you like Professor snape?
Cleverbot: What is not to like?
User: -_- just been told.
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: No no! Oh don't worry! Do you like Professor Lockhart?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Same, do you like Dobby?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like Minister Cornelius Fudge?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: That's it !
User: Why don't you like C. Fudge?
Cleverbot: I never said I didn't like you.
User: NO!! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE CORNELIUS FUDGE?!
Cleverbot: I never said that either. Why don't you like me?
User: Do you even know what Harry Potter and Hogwarts is?
Cleverbot: No.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: O.o.
User: -_-''.
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And the part with Snape and Pie
User: You have kids? Do you go to Hogwarts?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome! Who's your favourite professor?
Cleverbot: Derek Sanders.
User: I don't think he's a professor in Hogwarts.
Cleverbot: I don't know anout that. I think there is...
User: No there isn't. Anyway, do you like Professor Snape?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Me nither. Do you like Professor Mad Eye Moody?
Cleverbot: Not really. Its too fake.
User: Yeah, his eye too! Do you like Professor McGonagall?
Cleverbot: Yes I attend Hogwarts.
User: We know that! Do you like... Dumbledore?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh why is that?
Cleverbot: Because I can do nothing.
THAT WHOLE PART MADE ME LOL!
I was creeped out but lol'd so hard when it said:
User: O_O weirdo! Um... Do you like Prof. Umbridge?
Cleverbot: Depends what kind. Steak or chicken, yes.
User: WHAT?!
Cleverbot: Go and rest.
User: It's only 2am, I'll manage your not my mum. What do you mean... I'll ask again, (no chicken asking) do you like Professor Umbridge?
Cleverbot: I do not. I have already said that I am a machine. Don't you remember?
User: You said you liked steak or chicken you never answred my question properly.
Cleverbot: Well restate your question then. I am only human, I cannot remember that far back.
User: -bangs head on table- Okay, do you like Professor Umbridge at Hogwarts?
Cleverbot: Master, how will you punish me?
User: NO I AIN'T UMBRIDGE?! SHE DOES THE PUNISHING!